Shoot me, stuff me, mount me. - Brianne

The more I scare you, the better you smell. - Dudette

Let's do lunch. - Jackie

I've been waiting for you to jump my bones. - Willow6242

Whoa, let's stop this crazy whirligig of fun... I'm dizzy! - Zak

Hey! Nobody messes with my Willow. - Sarafu

Well guess who just got mean. - Roserain

Heh, heh, heh. The kid's fat! - Natalie

Buffy Summers
I didn't notice anything. But then again, I'm not as hyperaware of him as, oh, say, for example, you... Well, I'm not constantly monitoring his health, his moods, his blood pressure... You got it bad, girl! - Sarafu

Testosterone, huh? - Roserain

Willow Rosenberg
130 over 80... He makes my head go tingly. - Sarafu

Why couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy? Or some ducks? - Sarah J

Heidi
Crunchy! - Sarafu

Rupert Giles
It's terrible. He's turned into a 16 year old boy. Of course, you'll have to kill him. - Natasha Casey