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All Men Are Beasts

BUFFY SUMMERS:
Knock yourself out. Not literally though. - Julia

Buffy Summers, reporting for sanity. - Kat Whitaker

WILLOW ROSENBERG:
I think we broke her. - Alicia

I'm still getting used to the half monty. - Julia

Oz is the highest scoring person never to graduate. - Nicole

XANDER HARRIS:
Private Harris reporting for Oz Watch. - Mel H.

We're doing crime here. You don't sneak up during crime. - Joanna

A little too much excitement for the Willster here. - Julia

Half? You and Oz? Which half? - Nicole

Oz does not eat people. It's more werewolf play. You know, I bat you around a little bit, like a cat toy. I have harmless wolf fun. Is it Oz's fault that, you know side effect - people get cut to ribbons and maybe then he'll take a little nibble and... I'm not helping, am I? - Janna

RUPERT GILES:
Oh, bloody priceless! - Daphne

MR. PLATT:
Any person who claims to be totally sane is either lying or not too bright. - Marusky

If you can't... well, love becomes your master, and you're just its dog. - Amanda

Look, lots of people lose themselves in love. It's no shame. They write songs about it. The hitch is, you can't stay lost. Sooner or later, you... you have to get back to yourself. - Angelette

Two o'clock. Miss Summers. - Nicki

ANGEL:
Buffy? - Nicole

OZ:
I may be a cold blooded jelly donut, but my timing's impeccable. - Ducks

Time's up. Rules change. - Rebecca

Well, he hid her Music Comp. book once. - Nicole

Okay, uh, you know that thing where you bail in the middle of an upsetting conversation? I have to do that. It's kinda dramatic I know, but... sometimes it's a necessary guy thing. - Kristy-Ann

FAITH:
When you think about him, you get that good low down tickle, right? - Briana Paige

They were screwing? - Carl Hansen

PETE:
Yeah, but your mom has the wattage of a Zippo lighter, Scott. - Nicki

Well, guess what? Even he's not going to listen to your pathetic ramblings anymore. I'm all you've got now, Debbie! Do you hear me? I'm all you've got! - Angelette

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