BUFFY SUMMERS: I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here. - Christina-Ashley You make me feel this way and then you reject me? What is this, a game? - Anya Harris WILLOW ROSENBERG: No, it means that you'd rather be with someone you hate than be with me. - Kendrasspirit I'd rather see you dead than with that bitch. - Mel H. Force is okay. - Little Pinky My boyfriend's in the band. - Sashana_D I should have known I'd find you with her. - Anya Harris I don't believe this is entirely on the up-and-up. - fayward66 XANDER HARRIS: I mean, if I thought you had one clue what it would mean to me... But you don't. So I can't. - Amanda I wish dating was like slaying. You know, simple, direct, stake to the heart, no muss, no fuss. - JLS328 Buff, for the love of God, don't open that raincoat! - Manda Yeah. You know, just the basic can't eat, can't sleep, can't breathe anything but little old moi. - Maybee4Now It's time for me to act like a man... and hide! - Mel I let Buffy dress me. Well, not physically. - Melissa It doesn't say 'Spare me' by any chance? - Nancy This is new territory for me. My valentines are usually met with heartfelt restraining orders. - Natsumi I've been thinking a lot about us lately... the why and the wherefore. You know, once, twice, a kissy here, a kissy there. And you can chalk it all up to hormones. A-and maybe that's all we have here. Tawdry teen lust. But maybe not. Maybe something in you sees something special in me. And vice versa. I mean, I think I do. See something. - Wravyn It would have worked too, except your hide's so thick even magic can't penetrate it. - Anya Harris You know what? It was wrong to meddle with the forces of darkness. I see that now. I think we've all grown. I gotta go. - Kathy Zapatka I intend revenge, pure as the driven snow. Now, are you gonna help me or do we need to have another chat about invisible homework? - Janna This time I'm ready for you. No F for Xander today. No, this baby's my ticket to a sweet D-. - Lipse CORDELIA CHASE: You mean this spell was for me? - Anya Harris Who died and made you Elvis? - Adept3 JENNY CALENDAR: Rupert, we need to talk. Hey Xander, nice shirt. Look Rupert, I know that you're angry at me and I don't blame you, but I am not just gonna go away. I mean, I care far too much about you to... Have you been working out? - Technopagan MISCELLANEOUS POSSESSED GIRL: Xander, let me touch you! - Tara M. ANGELUS: If it's any concelation to you, I feel really close to you right now. - Lianna Whitely I really must have driven you crazy. - Anya Harris I found it in a quaint little shop girl. - Isabelle SPIKE: Doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs? - Sdglst22 DRUSILLA: How do you feel about eternal life? - Kristin My Angel always knows what speaks to a girl's heart. - VampGirl HARMONY: I'm not a sheep. - Nicki A girl wants to look good for her geek. - Tara M. Did you see Jennifer's backpack? - Marysia I'm glad your mom stopped working at the drive-thru long enough to dress you. - Lisa

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