BUFFY SUMMERS: Holy God, you're Willow. - EvilWillow Will, I'm sorry about today. You know how my foot likes to live in my mouth. - StormCloud Xander, I beg you not to help me. - Kristy-Ann WILLOW ROSENBERG: Well, did you try looking under the sofa... in Hell?! - Kristin Gosh, look at those! - Andrea I believe these chicken feet are mine. - Jill810 Match? You want us to breed? - Mollykats I'm eating this banana, lunchtime be damned. - Boo! It's A Ghost! Say, you all wouldn't have taken a bunch of drugs, would ya? - Jennifer That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and skanky... and I think I'm sorta gay. - Danielle I'm storming off. It doesn't really work if you follow me. - Anya Harris This just can't get more disturbing. - StormCloud No more snuggles? - Claire What's going on? Geez, who died? Oh God, who died? - Amezri Ooh, I used to want... Wait. Florist means crazy, right? I never wanted to do that. - Roz What's with the calesthenics? Aren't you sort of naturally buff Buff? Heh, buff Buff. - Nicole XANDER HARRIS: Gotta say, Will, not loving the new you. - Catherine Janusz Hands! Hands in new places! - Catherine Janusz Verging on naughty touching here, Will. Don't want to fall back on old habits. - EvilWillow Will. Changing the look. Not an idle threat with you. - StormCloud Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place? - Kulak We're right there with you, buddy. - Nicole CORDELIA CHASE: Oh no, they got Willow. So, are you doing anything tonight? - Jill810 Is there something on my neck? - Anya Harris Let's talk about the ethics of boyfriend stealing. - Nicole RUPERT GILES: Something... uh... very strange is going on. - Sarafu WESLEY WYNDAM-PRYCE: Oh. No, no, no, no. I'm fine. Just give me a minute, and some defibrillators, if it's not too much trouble. - Cathryn Men in combat. Grr. - SoccerJB16 MAYOR WILKINS: Some lucky girl has herself a Playstation! - Scully2010 VAMPIRE WILLOW: Bored now. - EvilWillow Kitten Wanna be bad? - Kat Look. Everyone's all afraid. It's just like old times. - Thadd White This is a dumb world. In my world there are people in chains and we can ride them like ponies. - Michelle This is like a nightmare. - EvilWillow Well look at me. I'm all fuzzy. - Kieran Mawdsley Oh, f... - Beverly No, but I'm so good at it. - Anya Harris Well, if you don't want to play, I guess I can't force you. Oh wait, I can... Bitch. - Claire I was looking at books. I like books... cos I'm shy. - Amezri PRINCIPAL SNYDER: You're lazy, self involved, and spoiled. That's quite the challenge. - Kelli You have the brains, he has the fast break. The perfect match. - EvilWillow OZ: I'd call that a radical interpretation of the text. - Sdglst22 Get Buffy now. - Anya Harris There's something about you that's causing me to hug you. It's like I have no will of my own. - StormCloud ANGEL: Willow's dead! Hey Willow. Wait a second. - Cyber Cat ANYA: I'm 1120 years old, just get me a frickin' beer! - SealedNFate Vampires. Always thinking with your teeth. - Nicki And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High... mortal... a child... and I'm flunking math. - Nicole Idiot child. - Jill810 DEVON: Man, check out your girlfriend. - Judy Yeah, but that's just fruity jazz bands. - Spikeychick PERCY: Hey, I'm challenged. - Drew FAITH: Plus all the screwing. - Nicole Hand You're gonna love it, B. It's just like fun, only boring. - Michelle Hanenburg

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