BUFFY SUMMERS: There is no problem that chocolate can't solve. - Anya Harris Did you ever consider the life of a pumpkin? - Nicole WILLOW ROSENBERG: I think I'm going to barf. - Mel H. It's a freak without a face. - Anika Yeah. Well so's your face. - Nicole XANDER HARRIS: Who's a little fear demon? C'mon, who's a lit-tle fear demon? - Jeanie TTF Bailing on the Buff. Does anyone else want to smack that guy? - Lora They'll stab us to death. These things are real. - Nicole Why? Can he hurt me? - Kristy-Ann RUPERT GILES: Actual size. - Anya Harris It's alive! - Nicole Don't taunt the fear demon. - Kristy-Ann It's a sombrero! - Heather RILEY FINN: Don't make fun. I worked long and hard to get this pompous. - Gypsy GACHNAR: I am the Dark Lord of nightmares, the bringer of terror. Tremble before me. Fear me! - Jeanie TTF I bring the fear. I bring the terror. - Kristy-Ann ANYA: Bunnies frighten me. - Mel H. We have to save Xander. - Anya Harris It's been exactly one week since we copulated. - Julia OZ: I will not change. - Mel H. Frat guys aren't much on housekeeping. It might be a decoration. - Anya Harris Mi casio es su casio. - Julia It might be because of all the horrific things we've seen, but hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me like they used to. - Nicole Blasphemer. - Kristy-Ann

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