BUFFY SUMMERS: That would have been more convincing if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pajamas. - Nicole Riley was supposed to be Mr. Joe Guy. We were gonna do dumb things like hold hands through the daisies going 'tra la la'. - Vik So Maggie sends me down to the sewers, with one of those blasto-guns, and the next thing I know, it's raining monsters. - Julia I'm going to have to punch you, aren't I? - Oz's Redhead WILLOW ROSENBERG: That's why they're called cartoons, Buff, and not documentaries. - Nicole Ooh, plus, mirror ball. - Julia XANDER HARRIS: Can I have sex with Riley too? - Jennifer Cool. Come down and boogie at Xander's hideaway. - Julia Well, maybe it's wrong with the world. Ever think about that? - Oz's Redhead RILEY FINN: What's happening to me? - Mel H. Maggie's dead, happy now? - Technopagan Step away from the stairs. - Nicole I thought you were supposed to be killing these things, not buying them drinks. - Julia SPIKE: Hey! What am I, a bleeding broken record? I'm bad! It's just... I can't bite anyone, thanks to you wankers. - Technopagan I gotta hand it to you, Goldilocks. You do have bleeding tragic taste in men. - Tamela Jones By the way, if you're trying to kill her... - Julia No, I'm just a friend of Xander's. Pfft. Bugger it. I'm your guy. - Oz's Redhead ANYA: It didn't work, but they're all upset anyway. - Technopagan You should get yourself a boring boyfriend, like Xander. You can't have Xander. - Janna Yes. Come boogie. - Julia You can't have Xander! - Oz's Redhead WILLY: No, I can't talk to you. - Technopagan Hey! We got new rules here. No killing. - Vik GRAHAM: Professor Walsh is dead. - Nicole TARA: No, you don't have to explain. I don't mind really. I've been, uh, thinking about that last spell we did... all day. - GaBs_HoPe

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