BUFFY SUMMERS: And you with Harmony. What'd you do? Lose a bet? - Sarafu Bad, bad Buffy. - Julia Puppy! The angry puppy! - Nicole WILLOW ROSENBERG: I love this part. Don't you love this part? Like when it's all new and everything's a discovery. - Sarafu I mean, not details. I don't need a diagram. But, you know, like maybe a blurry watercolor. - Julia She's giving the ring to Angel, don't make a fuss. - Nicole He's a poophead. - Heather XANDER HARRIS: Still more romantic than Faith. - Beverly Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV. He's shallow like us. - Sarafu And I'm actually turning into a woman as I say this... - Julia Just working through a little hysterical deafness here. - Roz RUPERT GILES: Oz, there are more important things than records right now... Well, I suppose an argument could be made for... - Sarafu PARKER ABRAHMS: I mean, don't you just hate guys who are all 'I'm dark and brooding so give me love'? - Sarafu ANYA: I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now. - Mel H. I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes in my dreams, you're all naked. - Sarafu SPIKE: Love hurts, Baby. - Steph the Bloody On second thought, yes. Kill Melanie and the kids while you're at it. - Beverly I love syphillis more than you. - Ripe Wicked Plum and M'lyn the Cursed So you let Parker take a poke, eh? Didn't seem like you knew each other that well. What exactly did it take to pry apart the Slayer's dimple knees? - Louraine Bloody Hell! - Sue-zy Listen to me, you stupid bint. This gem is everything I came back to Sunnydale for, a town which has witnessed some truly spectacular kickings of my ass. Now, when I have the gem, they'll all die, don't worry. But until then, stay inside. And by the way, I would be insanely happy if I heard bugger all about sodding France. - Sarafu Oh, do it again. It tickles. You know, in a good way. - Julia HARMONY: I loved my little platinum baby. - Beverly Since graduation. Big snake, huh? - Sarafu Being a vampire sucks! - Technopagan She left him for a fungus demon. That's all he talks about most days. - Roz DEVON: I didn't mean with real glue. You got that, right? - Sarafu OZ: Okay, either I'm borrowing all your albums or I'm moving in. - Sarafu We came to warn you about the angry puppy. - Julia Well, Devon dated her for a while, but she was too flaky for him. Which, stop and marvel at the concept. - Roz

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