BUFFY SUMMERS: I knew it! - Tamela Jones That's my skirt, you're never gonna fit in it with those hips, we have to kill her. - Cassie Like who? Sid the Wiley Dairy Gnome? - Sarafu Wish me monsters. - Roz Lite FM! Love songs, NOTHING but love songs. - Nicole Not yet, but it will. - Kristy-Ann EVIL toenails. I took them off the floor last night when she was in the bathroom. She thought I was asleep. - Heather WILLOW ROSENBERG: He's our grown-up friend. N-not in a creepy way. - Sarafu I mean, did we not put the 'grr' in girl? - Roz Happy hunting. - Cassie Good thinking. Cos in the middle of the night those toenails could have attacked you and left little half-moon marks all over your body. - Heather XANDER HARRIS: Oww... Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor? - Sarafu Do we hug? - Nicole Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you. - Kristy-Ann RUPERT GILES: And jump. And bend. And, occasionally, frolic. - Sarafu PARKER ABRAMS: Right! The goal is to polish off as much as humanly possible at one sitting. Enough to get you through the rest of the day, if necessary. While chipmunking items for future consumption. - Sarafu RANDOM STUDENT: Do you mind? People are trying to study! - Sarafu OZ: Nobody deserve mime, Buffy. - Mel H. On the plus side, you've killed the bench, which was looking shifty. -Sarafu So, either you hit her or you did your wacky mime routine for her. - Anne I think we're too manly. - Nicole KATHY: I'm 3000 years old! When are you going to stop treating me like I'm 900? - Sarafu This song is super fun, isn't it? - Staked

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