BUFFY SUMMERS: You shouldn't have come here, Spike. - Anya Harris WILLOW ROSENBERG: I'm a rebel. - Brenna XANDER HARRIS: That's it! I'm going to put a collar with a little bell on that guy. - Brig And while I'm whittling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune. - Jessie Lems Undead liar guy. - DoubleStuf RUPERT GILES: Our new friend, Spike. 'Known as William the Bloody, earned his nickname by torturing his victims with railroad spikes...' Ah, but here's some good news. He's barely 200. Not even as old as Angel. - Brenna JOYCE SUMMERS: You get the Hell away from my daughter! - Judy JENNY CALENDAR: Rupert, you have got to read something that was published after 1066. - Andrea Rupert, be careful. - Technopagan POLICE CHIEF: Right. Gang related. PCP. - Mel Howlett SPIKE: Me and Dru, we're movin' in. - Kai104 Slayer! I find one of your friends, I'm gonna suck 'em dry. Use their bones to bash your head in. - Marc I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag! - Michelle Someone's in the ceiling. - Liza Slayer. Here kitty, kitty, kitty. - It's Me You were there? Oh please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. - Willow_Acre I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and spent the next six hours watching my hand move... - Little Pinky I've messed up your doilies and stuff. - Alfa Jones You don't strike me as the begging type. - Anya Harris People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world! - Technopagan Home, sweet home. - DoubleStuf Any of you wanna test who's got the biggest wrinklies around here, step on up. - Sekki DRUSILLA: Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example and will have no cakes today. - Technopagan Do you like daisies? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put into the ground withers and dies. Spike, I'm cold. - Oz's Redhead SHEILA: Thanks for covering. The guy's a serious rodent. - Technopagan

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