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This Year's Girl

BUFFY SUMMERS:
Five by Five. - Mel H.

That she's my wacky identical cousin from England, and whenever she visits, wackiness ensues. - Technopagan

You're not his type. He's not big on sleaze. - Holli

If I were her, I'd get out of Dodge, post-hasty. - EvilWillowKitten

Oh God, I'm sorry! Did I hurt you? - Melane

Why, because ray-guns aren't in the Slayer Handbook? - Julia

These are innocent people. - faiths boyf

WILLOW ROSENBERG:
Oh, I have an idea! Beat the crap out of her! - Mel H.

She's like this cleavagy slutbomb walking around going, 'Ooh, check me out. I'm wicked cool. I'm five by five.' - Technopagan

Thanks for coming with. Hunting for a psychotic super-bitch is definitely in the above-and-beyond category. - Holli

And if not, ass kicking makes a solid Plan B. - Julia

That was the funnest coma ever! - Jodi

XANDER HARRIS:
I'd hate to see the pursuit of a homicidal lunatic get in the way of a homicidal lunatic. - Technopagan

...We're dumb. - Drew

Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan? - Emmy

Second. It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now if it were called the Orgasmator, I'd be the first to try your basic button-press approach. - Janna

RILEY FINN:
Give me an order. - Holli

Okay, I get it. Faith bad. - Amy the Slayer

No, a skewer through the ribcage hurt me. That was just a reminder. - Melane

Am I really worth all that? - Julia

MAYOR WILKINS:
Just because it's over for my Faith doesn't mean she can't go out without a bang. - Mel H.

Don't worry, it's not gonna bite. That's my job. - Julia

FAITH:
Do it, Red and you'll lose an arm. - Mel H.

Not only has she forgotten about the love of her life, but the girl she almost killed for him. - Jenny K.

So that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel. - Technopagan

What'd ya think? I'd wake up and we'd go for tea? You tried to gut me, Blondie. - Krissy

Thought I'd got to the clean marine, didn't you? Looks like he could use a good roll in the sack. - Holli

I've been standing still for 8 months, B. How hard you look? - EvilWillowKitten

Aren't you ever going to take this thing out? - Julia

No such animal. - faiths boyf

Payback's a bitch. - CozzieFozzie

TARA:
Five by five what? - Technopagan

You said re-con. You're like 'cool monster fighter'. - GaBs_HoPe

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