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Welcome to the Hellmouth - The Harvest

BUFFY SUMMERS:
Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead. - Mollykats

Well, my life philosophy is: life is short. Not original, I'll grant you, but it's true. Why waste your time being all shy? Seize the moment, cause tomorrow you might be dead. - It's Me

Are you sure? Now, this is not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content... - Sarafu

I was afraid that I was gonna be behind in all my classes, that I wouldn't make any friends, that I would have last month's hair. - Dru2

God! I am so mentally challenged! - Ailsa S.

Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. - Krissy

Could you vague that up for me? - The Buffologist

See what happens when you roughhouse? - Gina Marie

There was this one time, I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for Varsity... Well, at least he did before he was a vampire. Anyway, he's got one of those really thick necks, and all I've got is this little Exacto knife. - Kendra MacLeod

No, Mom. It's a nun club. - Oz's Redhead

Yeah, well maybe I don't want a friend! - Buffy

WILLOW ROSENBERG:
He stole my Barbie. Oh, we were five. - Marc

The new librarian is really cool! - Andrea

I thought Xander was gonna show up. No, we're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up. - Sarafu

When I'm with a guy I like, it's hard for me to say anything witty, or cool, or at all. I think guys usually like girls who can talk. - Catie

XANDER HARRIS:
You, uh, dropped your... stake? - Olivia

I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good. - Baby Dru

I mean, yesterday my life's like, 'Oh, oh, pop quiz'. Today it's 'Rain of Toads'. - Jewels79

Oh, me and Buffy go way back. Old friends, very close. Then there was that period of estrangement, where I think we were both growing as people. But now, here we are, just like old times. I'm quite moved. - Mollykats

We're talking Willow, right? Scorin' at the Bronze, work it girl... - Sarafu

All I can think of is that you're building a really little fence. - zE

Can I have you? Uh... Can I help you? - Nikana

CORDELIA CHASE:
God, what is your childhood trauma? - BTVSCORDY

Morbid much? - ij2 (Higgy)

Gym is cancelled to the extreme dead guy in the locker. - Adrian Power

Why? Do you need to attack her with the stick? Jeez! Excuse me, I have to call everyone I have ever met, right now. - Sarafu

Senior boys have mystery, they have... What's the word I'm searching for? Cars. - Lucy

Don't you have an elsewhere to be? - Staked

RUPERT GILES:
The Earth is doomed. - Kirk B

PRINCIPAL FLUTIE:
Heeey... We're not caring about that. Do you think, uh, 'colorful' is the word? Not, uh, 'dismal'? - Lovella King

ANGEL:
Let's just say... I'm a friend. I didn't say I was yours. - Sarafu

I know what you're thinking, but don't worry. I don't bite. - Krissy

DARLA:
You're not going anywhere. You're not going anywhere until we've... fed! - Samantha Woodson

Who the Hell are you? - Layla

I got hungry on the way. - Sarafu

JESSE:
Well, uh... yeah. - Drew

Plenty of other fish in the sea. Oh, yeah, I'm... on the prowl. Witness me prowling! - Samantha Woodson

Y'know, if you need a shoulder to cry on, or just to nibble on... - Nicki

We just wanted to welcome ya, make ya feel at home... unless you have a scary home. - Marysia

Any dark painful secrets you'd like us to publish. - BTVSCORDY

Is it just me or are you turning into a bibbling idiot? - Mollykats

Okay... Let's deal with this. Jesse was an excruciating loser who couldn't get a date with anyone in the sighted community! Look at me. I'm a new man! - Sarafu

and by special appearance...

ANNOUNCER:
In every generation, there is a chosen one. She will alone will fight the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer. - Saria

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