BUFFY SUMMERS: Xander? Oh, he's the deadest boy in Deadonia. - Mel H. You've got to be kidding me! This is what you came here for? - Nicole I didn't say you were stupid. So stop being an idiot and let me fix this! - Marsha Ellis That's it. If I see one more display of testosterone poisoning, I will personally put both of you in the hospital. - Buffy No! No, you said you wanted to go. So let's go. All of us. We'll walk into that cave with you two attacking me and the funny drunk drooling on my shoe. Hey! Hey, maybe that's the secret way of killing Adam? - Janine WILLOW ROSENBERG: You just can't accept that Tara's my girlfriend! - Nina M. Besides, when is there any 'us two'? You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one. - Marsha Ellis XANDER HARRIS: Tara's your girlfriend? - Nicole I'm sure it's boneless. - Nikana It's not like I hate the guy. Just, you know, the guts part of him. - Marsha Ellis Just because you're better than us doesn't mean you're superior! - Heather RUPERT GILES: Oh bloody hell! - Nicole Sorry. Was it a bit honest? Terribly sorry. - Janine RILEY FINN: Even when he's good, he's all Mr. Billowy Coat King of Pain, and girls really like that. - Nina M. If you're going to break my heart, do it fast. - Mel H. I told you, you weren't getting near her. - Nicole I'm not leaving this room... Not moving a muscle. - Buffy Because I'm so in love with you I can't think straight. - Janine SPIKE: Yes sir. No sir. - Nicole You know, for someone who's got 'Watcher' on his resume, you might want to cast an eye to the front door every now and then. - Marsha Ellis ANYA: I like the tiles. - Mel H. But they don't look down upon me. - Nicole TARA: Nice bathroom. - Mel H. She can be ours if you want. You still need an elective. How about sophomore-level psychology? - GaBs_HoPe ANGEL: And Riley... I don't like him. - Mel H. Don't push me, boy. - Nicole But he started... - Buffy

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