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The Zeppo

BUFFY SUMMERS:
Is this a penis metaphor? - Little Pinky

I love you. - Kristen

WILLOW ROSENBERG:
I brought marshmallows. - Nicole

Occasionally, I'm callous and strange. - Xanderzgrl

XANDER HARRIS:
Mostly, I feel Katie. - Katy

Where's a Slayer when you need one? - Catherine Janusz

You gave it a girl's name? How very serial killer of you. - Icelord

I like the quiet. - Jai

If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it. - Nicole

But Mr. White, how will I ever become an ace reporter if Lois and Clark get all the good stories? - Anya Harris

I've never been up with people before. - Isabelle

No. No, I had to take that test when I was seven. A little slow in some stuff, mostly math and spacial relations, but certainly not challenged or anything. - Roz

Should've learned by now. If you're gonna play with fire, you gotta expect sooner or later... Hey! I wasn't finished yet. Note to self, less talk. - Green Queen

JACK O'TOOLE:
Come on, Xander. Take it like a man. - Justin

Well, I've heard some interesting suggestions, but I'm gonna have to go with Dickie's. Let's bake a cake. - Nicki

She's called Katie. - Cathryn

We're gonna kick your ass 'till it's a brand new shape. - Drew

The first time you turn your back... AAH! - Lora

ANGEL:
But I love you, Buffy... - Angel's Buffy

I love you. And nothing can change that. Not even death. - Kristen

OZ:
I'm oddly full. - Winter Angel

You have an exciting new obsession, which I think makes you very special. - Kat Whitaker

Could be. - Oz's Redhead

WILLY:
Look, kid. My clientel ain't exactly nuns and orphans... - Angelle77

FAITH:
Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all. - Caroline Lillo-Tynes

Just relax... and take your pants off. - Nicki

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