BUFFY SUMMERS: Buffy strong. - Beverly Boy smell nice. - Anya Harris Buffy want beer. - Janet Sparks She read the reading. - Dark_Love Want. Want people. Where people go? - Nicole Gutter face. No! Just lots and lots of beer. It's nice... foamy... comforting. It's just beer. - Kristy-Ann Beer foamy! - Oz's Redhead WILLOW ROSENBERG: I'm pregnant by my stepbrother. - Mel H. What'd you do with Buffy? - Nicole Just how gullible do you think I am? - Oz's Redhead XANDER HARRIS: Don't angry cave slayer. - Beverly Nothing can defeat the Penis! - Drew Now, what have we learned about beer? - Spikes Drucilla Well, excuse me Mr. 'I spent the sixties in an electric kool-aid funky satan groove'! - Kristy-Ann Mon girlfrere. - Oz's Redhead Well, I've seen Cocktail. I can do the 'hippie hippie shake'. - Heather RUPERT GILES: Or perhaps she should be left alone. - Nicole RILEY FINN: I do. I'm ungainly. - Gypsy

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