BUFFY SUMMERS: You're a pig, Spike. - Ilana Spike lips! Lips of Spike! Ugh! - Mel Spike and I are getting married! - Talia Have you seen his arms? Those are good arms to have. - Nicki I really like him. I do... I don't know. I really like being around him, you know? And I think he cares about me... but... I just... feel like something's missing. Riley seems so solid. Like he wouldn't cause me heartache. - Sarafu Aren't they a perfect little us? Oooh, red paint. We could smear a little on the mouth... the blood of the innocent. - Katarina Giles! I accidentally killed Spike! That's okay, right? - StormCloud Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away. - Brookelyn I have to get away from that 'bad boy' thing. There's no good there. - Julia I know it's nuts, but part of me believes that real love and passion have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting. I wonder where I get that from? - Kali Oh, I've got the stones! I've got a whole bunch of... stones! - Lulu I probably only escaped because I'm the Slayer. Some kind of natural immunity. Xander! - Lucinda And the bad boy thing? Over it. Okay, I totally get it. I'd be really happy to be in a relationship with a decent, reliable - Oh my God! Riley thinks I'm engaged! - The Chosed One WILLOW ROSENBERG: I will that this Q-tip gets... unbendy. - Nicki Well, baking lifts about 30% of my guilt, but only 7% of my inner turmoil. Guess that'll just take a while. - Sarafu The only real witch here is fuzzy little Amy. She's got access to powers I can't even invoke. First she's a perfectly normal girl, then poof! She's a rat. I could never do something like that. - Technopagan Cos you had your hands full with the un-dead English Patient? - StormCloud I'm sorry. I'll try for a quiet... rage. Bye. - Brookelyn Get out. Get out while there's still time. - Julia I'll be back in the morning with doughnuts and motherwart. - Kali You say that you do, but you don't see anything! - Mel H. XANDER HARRIS: Can I be blind too? - Ilana And sadly without the fuzzy bikini... - Nicki I believe that's the dance of a brave little toaster. - Sarafu What? How? What? - Nicole Will, not liking the drowning of the sorrows. - Julia Yeah, right. You're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other. - Lucinda Just think of my lips as the fruit roll-ups of love... That was really gross. - Mel H. RUPERT GILES: Stop it! I can hear the smacking! - Ilana So the plan is to cure my total incapacitating blindness, tomorrow, is it? - Sandra You'll do what? Lick me to death? - Nicki If they don't kill each other, I think I might lend a hand. - Anya Harris It's alright. I have more scotch. - Nicole Stop, whatever you're doing. You smell like fruit roll-ups. - Julia RILEY FINN: Yes, I'm a Lesbian. - Mel H. You're gonna teach me. - Jill I don't think NO is a strong enough word! - Sandra Okay. It's late and I'm... I'm very tired. So I'm just gonna go far away and be... away. - Jennifer Oh. So was that a conversation we actually had or one that I was just practicing? - Nicki You can have the best time in a car. It's not about getting somewhere. You have to take your time... forget about everything. You just relax... let it wash over you... the air... the motion. Let it roll. - Gypsy I never know how you're going to react to something. That's why I like you so much. You're a mystery. Probably every beautiful girl in the world has some jerk telling her she's a mystery, but... I swear. You really are. There's a lot about you that needs puzzling out. - Sarafu A little too formal for school, maybe. - Nicole I thought maybe we could have a little spread - sandwiches, maybe some ants. Could be fun. - Julia SPIKE: Oh pouty. That lip. Gonna get it, gonna get it. - Jessica Lems Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth. - Mel Bloody Hell! - Sue-zy Come on now! It's Telly Time! - Lisa Passions is on! - Drew Timmy's down the bloody well! - Nicki This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed. - Sarafu Let's see... Do I want you to give up killing all my friends? Yeah, I've given it some thought. - Ripe Wicked Plum I don't like him. He's insipid. Clearly human. That's my girl. - Katarina Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust. - Technopagan Just say 'yes', and make me the happiest man on Earth. - Sawyer Don't I get a cookie? - Little Pinky I'm not the one who wanted 'Wind Beneath My Wings' for the first dance. - Whitney Oh, fluffy. You wear this to the reception and the wedding's off. - Nicole Comfy? I'm chained in a bathtub, drinking pig's blood from a novelty mug. Doesn't rate huge in the Zagat's guide. - Julia Let me in! Fix me! - Kali You're not gonna do anything to me. You don't have the stones. - Lulu That's it. You're off the usher list. - Lucinda ANYA: I only wish I had my powers back. I'd liquify his entrails for her. - Sarafu We just got rid of your mom. Let's not bring Willow into this. It's time for just the two of us. - Technopagan D'HOFFRYN: I'm sorry to hear that. Oh well. Here is my talisman. You change your mind, give us a chant. - Sarafu You have much anger and pain. Your magic is strong, but your pain... It's like a scream that pierces dimensional walls. We heard your call. - Kali

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