BUFFY SUMMERS: Well, we talked. Then he ripped out the heart of a demon and fed it to me. Then we talked some more. - Buffy Anne Harris You had sex with Giles? You had SEX with Giles? On the hood of a police car? TWICE? - Lady Rowan and M'lyn the Cursed Sure, if you're not too busy having sex with my mother. - Lady Rowan and M'lyn the Cursed Immortality. - Eternity and Nightshade My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. - Vik Could you stop thinking so loud? - Christina Oh. It is me, right? - AngelicBuffy Well, I thought I saw a four-legged demon, but it was a dog. - Heather WILLOW ROSENBERG: You bet, Mister. You can't threaten a big murder without making us pretty ticked off. - Buffy Anne Harris Was it a boy demon? - Heather XANDER HARRIS: Ooh! Jell-o! - Beverly What am I going to do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. 4 times 5 is 30. 6 times 5 is 42. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. God stop me! - Drew Just when I wasn't thinking about sex. - Buffy Anne Harris CORDELIA CHASE: I still have knee marks on my back. - Buffy Anne Harris Oh please, like shame is something to be proud of. - Xopher Hi Mr. Beech. I was just wondering, were you planning on killing a bunch of people tomorrow? Oh, it's for the yearbook. - Technopagan RUPERT GILES: The demon Azerath? - Buffy Anne Harris WESLEY WYNDAM-PRYCE: I'm a bad, bad man. - Buffy Anne Harris JOYCE SUMMERS: It was the candy. We were teenagers. - Buffy Anne Harris FREDDIE IVERSON: Bread crust. That's deep. I should write that down. - Buffy Anne Harris HOGAN MARTIN: I don't know what you're doing to him. I actually heard him complete a sentence. Had a clause and everything. - Buffy Anne Harris NANCY DOYLE: I could have done that. - Buffy Anne Harris ANGEL: I'm a funny guy. - Buffy Anne Harris Exactly. I'm dying to get rid of that. - Eternity and Nightshade Hey. I'll love you even if you're covered with slime. - Eve Adora There's no comparison. In 243 years, I've loved exactly one person. Next time, just ask. - AngelicBuffy OZ: I am my thoughts. If Buffy can hear them then she becomes me. I cease to exist. Hmmm... - Drew What if no one else exists either? Buffy is all of us. We think therefore she is. - Buffy Anne Harris If you don't need me, I'm gonna follow the redhead. - Oz's Redhead LARRY: What secret? Being gay? Man, I'm out. I'm so out I got my Grandma fixing me up with guys. - Angelle77 But it sounds like you're having a rough time with it. - Buffy Anne Harris JONATHAN: I came up here to kill myself. - Buffy Anne Harris

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