BUFFY SUMMERS: Thanks for the Dada-ist pep talk. I feel much more abstract now. - Vik This place discriminates against short people. - Beverly Oh, I'm not really into porn. I mean, I'm just trying to cut way back. - Angelle77 By the way, the arm's hurt. It's not broken. - Winter Angel I'm so... The books were just too high, and then everything was bad. - Sarafu I'm nice to meet. - Julia How was your trip? Is America nice? I hear it's nice. - Roz Oh, I forgot to pick mine up. The line's probably really long. - Nicole No, because you're really, really old and it's gross! - Staked WILLOW ROSENBERG: It's just that in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon. You really had to work to learn anything, but here the energy, the collective intelligence... it's like this force, this, this penetrating force and and I can just feel my mind opening up you know? and letting this place just thrust into and spurt knowledge into...that sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in. - Stephanie I didn't get free jell-o shots. - Beverly Uh-huh, he's a slacker now. - Sarafu Isn't college cool? - Julia Boyfriend! Oh, it's my on campus boyfriend. - Nicole XANDER HARRIS: Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to anger. No wait, hold on. Fear leads to hate, hate leads to the darkside. Hold on, no. First you get the women, then you get the money, then you... okay, can we forget that? - Tara And nothing says thank you like dollars in the waist band. - Katie You're my hero, Buffy. - Beverly Let me tell you something. When it's dark and I'm alone and I'm scared and freaked out or whatever, I always think, "What would Buffy do?". - Melina We need to go help Buffy get her stuff back from her friends... who sleep all day and have no tans. - Winter Angel Basically, I got as far as Oxnard and the engine fell out of my car, and that was literally. So I ended up washing dishes at The Fabulous Ladies Night Club for about a month and a half while I tried to pay for the repairs. No one really bothered me or even spoke to me until one night when one of the male strippers called in sick and no power on this Earth will make me tell you the rest of that story. Suffice it to say, I traded my car in for one that wasn't entirely made of rust, came trundling back home to the arms of my loving parents, where everything was exactly as it was except I sleep in the basement and I have to pay rent. How's college? - Sarafu Okay, sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone, I think, 'What is Buffy wearing?' - Roz No power on this earth. - Nicole RUPERT GILES: I've been awake all night. I know I'm supposed to teach you self-reliance, but I can't leave you out there to fight alone. To Hell with what's right, I'm ready to back you up. Let's find the evil and fight it together. - Sarafu The evil is this way? - Nicole RILEY FINN: I forgot my manners, in all the concussion. - Jill So, are you girls taking Intro Psych, or do you just want me dead? - Gypsy I'm okay. It's okay. Well, that was bracing. - Sarafu My head is fine. It just stung for a bit and then I lost most of my basic motor functions. No biggie. - Roz I'm Riley Finn. - Nicole MAGGIE WALSH: Okay. This is Psych 105, 'Introduction to Psychology'. I'm Professor Walsh. Those of you who fall under my good graces will come to know me as Maggie. Those of you who don't will come to know me by the name my TAs use, and think I don't know about, 'The Evil Bitch Monster of Death'. Make no mistake, I run a hard class. I assign a lot of work, I talk fast and I expect you to keep up. If you're looking to coast I recommend Geology 101, that's where the football players are. - Sarafu SURFER DUDE VAMPIRE: Whoa! - Beverly N-n-n-n-no! The best part was when you ragged on her clothes. She was like, 'No! Not the ensemble!' - Sarafu Uhh... Are we gonna fight? Or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally? - Roz OZ: Hey Doug! - Beverly Funny guys. - Sarafu Long, arduous hours of practice. - SoulKaos I don't know what the Hell's going on. - Nicole SUNDAY: Oh, I'm sorry. Did you lose your way? - Katie No offense but you fight like a girl. - Beverly Say, don't I know you from... beating the crap out of you? - Angelle77 Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, extremely boring... We have to kill some cooler people. Will somebody remind me? - Sarafu PAUL: I'm bringing the wrecking crew. Jello shots? Hmm? Do you know where they're distributing the work study applications? - Sarafu OLIVIA: Rupert, is this Bleu cheese or is it just cheese that's blue? - Sarafu KATHY: Does Buffy have a history of emotional problems? Cos on my request form I was pretty specific about a stable non-smoker. - Sarafu EDDIE: Hmm. Well, I'm lost and I have a map. - Sarafu

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