BUFFY SUMMERS: I'm not talking about the Slayer. I'm talking about Buffy. You've awakened the prom queen within, and that crown is going to be mine. - VampWillow Your brain isn't even connected to your mouth, is it? - Ppyrdmstng Vapid whore! - Ilana WILLOW ROSENBERG: When did you become a... gentleman? - Julia XANDER HARRIS: It's just... when I look at you now, it's like I'm seeing you for the first time. - Allison Buffy and Faith are in the library gettin' all sweaty. - Christa You want to talk fun? Public bus. You meet the funnest people. - Joanna It's a clothes fluke. That's what it is. And they'll be no more fluking. - Heather CORDELIA CHASE: Crazy freak! - Duchess of Buffonia Listen up, needle brain. Buffy and I have taken out four of your cronies, not to mention your girlfriend. I haven't even broken a sweat. See, in the end, Buffy's just the runner-up. I'm the Queen. You get me mad, what do you think I'm gonna do to you? - New Slayer MR. TRICK: Ladies, gentlemen, spiny-headed looking creatures, welcome to SlayerFest '98. - Jennifer Hello ladies. Welcome to Slayerfest '98. And what is Slayerfest, you ask? Well, as in most of life, there are the hunters and the hunted. Can you guess where you two fall? From the beginning of this tape you have 30 seconds - no, wait... that's 18 now - to run for your lives. Faith. Buffy. Have a nice day. - Anya Harris LYLE GORCH: Well, it sure ain't no philosophy class, now, is it? - Masquerade JUNGLE BOB: Germans are wired. Their boss is tracking them on computer. Now get me out of this! - Nicki FAITH: Scott? There you are, hon. Hey, good news. The doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, but we gotta keep using the ointment. - JT Come on. We'll find a couple of studs, we'll use 'em and... discard 'em. - Tiara Lynne KULAK: I am Kulak of the Miquot Clan. - Darla OZ: As Willow goes, so goes my nation. - May

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