BUFFY SUMMERS: You're a little peculiar. - Prophecy With the black hole of despair she's been living in since Oz left? She's dealing. I'm helping. It's hard. Ergo, party. You two can take patrol. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find something slutty to wear tonight. - Sarafu Xander, if I find Spike, I'm staking him, not sailing ships at sea. - Technopagan Uh, last night... At the party, you wanted to tell me something? - Kay WILLOW ROSENBERG: If you ever hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel. - Karina She likes cheese. - Aliciak Ok, say that I help, and you start a conversation. It goes great. You like Buffy, she likes you. You spend time together, feelings grow deeper, and one day, without even realizing it, you find you're in love. Time stops, and it feels like the whole world's made for you two, and you two alone, until the day one of you leaves and rips the still-beating heart from the other, who's now a broken, hollow, mockery of the human condition. - Sarafu A vauge disclaimer is no one's friend. - Anya Harris I've seen honest faces before. They're usually attached to liars. - Technopagan Riley, I noticed you left off a name today in roll call. Osborne, Daniel Osborne, Oz? - Natasha Casey This doesn't make you any less terrifying. - Whitney XANDER HARRIS: Well, how about this? We whip out the ouija board, light a few candles, summon some ancient, unstoppable evil. Mayhem, mayhem, mayhem. We show up and kick its ass. - Lesley No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give? - Sarafu RUPERT GILES: Is it, uh, raspberry fruit punch? - Sarafu RILEY FINN: She's peculiar. - Prophecy It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all. - Gypsy I just didn't like hearing him talk about Buffy that way. I think I... Well, I guess I like her. - Lesley There's definitely something off about her. - LeanneB The problem is, what kind of girl is gonna go out with a guy who's acting all Joe Regular by day and then turns all demon-hunter by night? - Sarafu I guess I'm gonna see about a girl. - Melissa Wallace You wanna use the girl I have a crush on as bait? - Technopagan I'm always the last to know. - Adri She's Buffy. - Nicole I don't dislike her. She just - She never feels like she's really there when you talk to her. I like girls I can get a grip on. - Melane Oh, yeah. Very important stuff. I don't remember any of it now. But you would've been fascinated, possibly even moved. Did Willow tell you I like cheese? - Kay It's her name, Forrest. - Oz's Redhead MAGGIE WALSH: I like her. - Sarafu MRS. HARRIS: I made up a nice fruit punch for you and your friend. Would you boys like some? - Sarafu SPIKE: Bloody Hell! - Sue-zy She set me up, too. I always worried what would happen when that bitch got some funding. She's wised up a bit. Fine! I'll take her apart. I don't care how brilliant she is. - Sarafu I hate being obvious, all fangy and grr. It takes the mystery out. - Melissa Wallace Don't be ridiculous. I'd bite you in a heartbeat. - Technopagan Don't patronize me! - Whitney GRAHAM: Maybe she's Canadian. - Jen Maybe a peculiar one. - Sarafu FORREST: Everybody knows, man. Oh, she's peculiar? Dead giveaway, buddy. - Sarafu You're kinda like a moron. - Nicole I bet you do. - Melane HARMONY: Can you believe him? He comes back with all these big promises, not that I believed him, you know. But he could have spent one night, but, no. Everything was "Slayer this" and "Slayer that." I mean, he probably already killed her. I'm not taking him back, I just... I just want to know why it is that men always... leave. - Sarafu I'm so gonna bite you! - Lisa

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