BUFFY SUMMERS: It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls song 'I Touch Myself'. Of course, I had no idea what it was about. - Isabelle I love you. - Kristy-Ann WILLOW ROSENBERG: Oh! Great! I'm so the net girl. - Brenna If I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me? - Ailsa S. Do they really stick out? Sore thumbs. I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and said, "Wow, that baby is sore!" - Gina Marie Ours is a forbidden love. - Kristy-Ann XANDER HARRIS: This is Ford, my bestest friend of all my friends. Jeez, doesn't she know any fat guys? - Angela Okay, once more with tension. - Dominique I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one. - Lauren Angel was in your bedroom? - Queen Jenna Oh... we usually call them the nasty, pointy, bitey ones. - Sari Sure thing, Bossy the cow. - SlayrGodss Boy, you really are a people person! - Tara M. You're not wrong. - Xander_Girl13 You have too many thoughts. - Kristy-Ann RUPERT GILES: A book! It took one of my books! - Nicki JENNY CALENDAR: The kind that's secret. You know? Where I don't actually tell you what it is. - Technopagan BILLY 'FORD' FORDHAM: I'd suggest a box of Oreos dunked in apple juice, but maybe she's over that phase. - Nicki Isn't this the part where you say 'You've got 30 seconds to convince me not to kill you'? - Tara M. Oh. I thought you were just slaying a vampire. - Natasha Casey ANGEL: Sometimes the truth is worse. You live long enough, you find that out. - Mel H. Do you love me? - Kristy-Ann SPIKE: I'm sorry, baby. I'm a bad, rude man. - Brenna It's dead, Dru. You didn't feed it, you left it in a cage, and now it's all dead. - Kat Ford I've known you two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. - Sara DRUSILLA: What will your mummy sing when they find your body? - Anya Harris I want a treat. I need a treat. - Sarah W. CHANTARELLE: But they who walk with the night are not interested in harming anyone. They are creatures above us. - Nicki

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