BUFFY SUMMERS: Bite me. - Kristin I'm Buffy and you're history. - Layla Well then I won't wear my button that says, 'I'm a Slayer, Ask me how!' - "That girl" who is "snug" Oh, that's great! I kill 'em, you fence their stuff. - Sarafu I can't take this anymore. I feel like everyone is staring at me, the big hideous, dateless monster. What? Yeah, that's right, I have no life. C'mon! Nothing to see here, pal. Move it along! - Amezri If the apocalypse comes, beep me! - Sekki WILLOW ROSENBERG: Oh, yeah, well, we knew it would happen eventually, so we figured, hey! Why fight it? - Sarafu XANDER HARRIS: Or flat tire? - Lori The earflaps will bring out your eyes. - Shelby So Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night? I mean, how'd the laying go last night? No, I don't mean that either. - Tracer Bullet PI Buffy and Owen, and Xander. That would be me. - Kat Ford Look, we gotta get to, uh... Uhh... We thought it's be fun if, uh, we made this a double date. - Sarafu CORDELIA CHASE: Pick up the phone, call 911. That boy is gonna need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him. - Sarafu Hello salty goodness. - Summer Montague ANDREW (the pork and beans vampire): Pork and beans. Pork and beans! - Sarafu OWEN THURMAN: Did you see that? He tried to bite me! What a sissy! - Sarafu

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