Kids today need discipline. That's an unpopular word these days, 'discipline'. I know Principal Flutie would have said, 'Kids need understanding. Kids are human beings.' That's the kind of wooly-headed, liberal thinking that leads to being eaten. - Lizzie
My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for all that touchy-feely relating nonsense, but he was eaten. You're in my world now. And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time. - Sarafu
Xander Harris
Does anybody else feel like they've been Keyser-sozed? - Colleen
No, I - I can't. I have my pride. Okay, I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do this. - Jax
Uh, hey! - Sarafu
Buffy Summers
Giles, unto every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show. You cannot escape your destiny. - Sarafu
I'd get some new schtick unless you want your prop ending up as a Dura-flame log. - Anya Harris
Sid
How about you and I do a little rehearsin' on our own, honey? - Sarafu
Rupert Giles
Oh! I'm sorry. Um, your hair, uh... Xander was right. Worked like a charm. - Sarafu