BUFFY SUMMERS: But what can I expect from a bunch of low rent, no account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums, yes. I mean you and your friends, your whole sex. Throw 'em in the sea for all I care. Throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles. Men with your groping and spitting, all groin, no brain, 3 billion here passing around the same worn-out urge. Men. And your sales. - Nikana I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you've moved out and I don't sleep on a bed of bones. Now give me back my friends. - Caitlin At least you all didn't dream about that guy with the cheese. - Catie WILLOW ROSENBERG: This isn't Madame Butterfly, is it? Cos I've got a whole problem with opera. - Caitlin Ooh, you pushed the little button on the microwave that says 'popcorn'? - Jo But how come there's - I mean, I was given to understand that a drama class would have, you know... drama class. I mean, we haven't even rehearsed. - GaBs_HoPe No, I never do anything. I'm very seldom naughty. - Lindsay XANDER HARRIS: Sometimes I think of two girls casting a spell and then I go and cast a spell by myself. - Caitlin That's not the way out. - Drew I'm a conquistador. - Lily Apocalypse Now is a gay romp. - Fayward66 I just mean... you can't protect yourself from... some stuff. - Anne Did I mention how glad I was that you were eaten by a snake? - Catie I didn't order any vampires! - Marsha Ellis RILEY FINN: I showed up on time, so I got to be the cowboy guy. - Mel H. We're drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element: coffee makers that think. - Caitlin We're the government, baby. That's what we do. - Lily I'm looking for a man. A salesman. - Catie RUPERT GILES: Xander, don't bleed on my couch I just had it steamed. - Mel H. Come on, put your back into it. A Watcher scoffs at gravity. - Nikana The audience wants to find you, strip you naked and eat you alive, so hide. - Caitlin JOYCE SUMMERS: Do you notice how pointedly I said 'finally'? - Technopagan THE FIRST SLAYER: We are alone. - Caitlin No friends. Just kill. - Technopagan CHEESE MAN: I wear the cheese, it does not wear me. - Caitlin These will not protect you! - Catie SPIKE: Giles here is going to teach me to be a Watcher. Says I got the stuff. - Caitlin Haven't you figured it all out yet with your enormous, squishy frontal lobes? - Marsha Ellis ANYA: I think I've figured out how to steer by gesturing emphatically. - Caitlin TARA: You think you know. What's to come, who you are. You haven't even begun. - Caitlin I have no speech. No name. I live in the action of death, the blood cry, the pentrating wound. - Dusted 5x5 Be back before Dawn! - Catie ADAM: This could be trouble... I'll get some pillows. - Caitlin

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