BUFFY SUMMERS: Tell me you don't love me. - Winter Angel I violently dislike you. - Laurie Be kind, rewind. - Brandi the Slayer Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard... - Nicole WILLOW ROSENBERG: Now, hold on! I'll do your spell for you, and, and, I'll get you Drusilla back, but there will be no bottle in face, and there will be no 'having' of any kind with me. - Georgie We have to find a little Pez werewolf. So, little Pez witch can have a boyfriend. - Laurie It's a very intimate situation. It's all sexy with the smoke and sweating and shoe rental. - Technopagan It's a little hollow Pez witch! - Nicole 1430! Buffy, you kicked ass! Okay, so academic achievement gets me a little excited. - GaBs_HoPe XANDER HARRIS: I hate that they make us take that thing. It's totally fascist and, personally, I think it discriminates against the uninformed. - Saffron Gee, and we'd all hoped those two kids would make it work. - Bruce Smells like church in here... no, wait, evil church. - Missi That's alright. And the fact that your 740 verbal closely resembles my combined scores in no way compromises your position as the village idiot. - GaBs_HoPe CORDELIA CHASE: Xander. Stay away from me. - Nicole JOYCE SUMMERS: Well, Spike, sometimes even when two people seem right for each other, their lives just take different paths. - Willow_Acre Willow's a witch? Xander's a witch? - Nicole MAYOR WILKINS: Was that a mixed metaphor? Boats did have cannons, and a loose one would cause it to rock. Honestly, I don't know where my mind goes these days! - Tiki Well, yes, y'know, he was up to all sorts of shenanigans last year. We had a world of fun trying to guess what he's do next. - Willow_Acre Oh, look at that. Every time... cuts to the left. And it's not the carpet, it's me. I swear, I would sell my soul for a decent short game. Of course, it's a little late for that. But I suppose I could offer your soul, huh? It could really help me on the green... I'm just funnin'. - Drew SPIKE: Why doesn't baby have a nap?! - M'lyn the Cursed Love's a funny thing. - Wiccan Cat No, this is different. Our love was eternal. Literally. You got any of those little marshmallows? - Steph I did it my way. - Beverly You're not invited. - Jill810 I gave her everything - beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. - Jennifer I want Dru back, I've just got to be the man I was. The man she loved. I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again. - Laura The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other again like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave. - Miss Gidget Home... sweet... home. - Nutella Bloody Hell! - Sue-zy Now that was fun! - Little Pinky If at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him and you'll try again. - Gabby Spike You're not friends. You'll never be just friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be just friends. Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood, screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it. - Bobbie You're a very bad man. - Kerry It's been so long since I've had a decent spot of violence. Really puts things in perspective. - Kira We killed a homeless man on this bench, me and Dru. He begged for mercy, but that only made her bite harder. - Demoness Oh, don't tell me that wasn't fun! - Katryn Bradford ANGEL: Touch her and I'll rip your head off. - Nicole OZ: Well, I think about you. - Nicole That was my sarcastic voice. - GaBs_HoPe

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