BUFFY SUMMERS: Color me stunned. - StormCloud Okay then, a regular kid and her cradle-robbing creature of the night boyfriend. - Tamar Note to self: Religion - freaky. - StormCloud No Angel, it's not you. You're the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me. - Castalia You slay, I'm going to Disneyland. - Caitlin I didn't even notice. - AngelZ WILLOW ROSENBERG: Don't warn the tadpoles! - Vicky XANDER HARRIS: Bowling is a vicious game. - Drew But Ho-hos are a vital part of my cognitive process! - Phred Hey, Angel's our friend! Except I don't like him. - Briana It's a statistical impossibility for a 16 year old girl to unplug her phone. - Christy Not just any girl, you're special. - Kerry I am the bug man, coo coo ca choo. - Nicole Ooh, dorkhead. You slash me with your words. - S.E. I knew this 'I'm the only one, I'm the only one' was just an attention getter! - Xander182 We SO need to get outta here. - Xanderriffic Hey larva boy! Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you, you big cootie. - Spike's Chick Is murder always a crime? - Roz CORDELIA CHASE: I don't do worms. - Mel H. Oh, right. Cos I lie awake at night hoping you tweakos will be my best friends. And that my first husband will be a balding, demented homeless guy. - Catriona In case you haven't noticed, you're the lameness and she's the superchick or whatever. - Kathy Zapatka RUPERT GILES: I've been indexing the Watcher Diaries covering the last couple of centuries. You'd be amazed at how numbingly pompous and long-winded some of these Watchers were. - StormCloud ANGEL: I'm a little rusty when it comes to killing people. It could take a while. - Jassanja SPIKE: The lions are on to you, baby. - Beverly My black goddess. My ripe, wicked plum... - Ripe Wicked Plum Talk and I'll have your guts for garters. - Little Pinky She's the gnat in my ear. The gristle in my teeth. She's the bloody thorn in my bloody side! - Oz's Redhead DRUSILLA: You've been a very bad daddy. - Lorri Grr... Bad dog. - Marc Say 'uncle'. Oh, that's right, you killed my uncle. - Dream Girl Bite your tongue. They used to eat. Cake. And eggs. And honey. Until you came and ripped their throats out. - Oz's Redhead KENDRA: Did I not see you kissing a vampire? - Loi Quach I am Kendra, the vampire slayer. - Oliver Phillips That's me favorite shirt! That's me only shirt! - Nicki Da Slayer's handbook insists on it. - Beverly I don't hug. - BuffyCHIC 2000 No wonder you died. - Mollykats WILLY: What are you gonna do with him, anyway? - Willow_Acre I swear on my mother's grave, should something fatal happen to her, God forbid. - Samantha Woodson Whoa! There's a lotta tension in this room! - Marysia JONATHAN: Was that a demonstration? - Katie OZ: I mock you with my monkey pants. - Nicki I'm shot. Wow. It's odd... and painful. - Marc I don't do thanks. I get all red and have to bail. It's not pretty. - Sashana_D Canape? - Anya Harris All monkeys are French. - Oz's Redhead

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