BUFFY SUMMERS: But it's a sham with yams. It's a yam sham. - Lan You know, you're the reason we had to have pilgrims. - Amanda And they say romance is dead... or maybe they just wish it. - Caitlin Imaginary Xander's a sex machine. - Nicki They tell you to start an ear collection? - Technopagan But I want it. - Nicole RUPERT GILES: Um, always behind on the terms. Still trying not to refer to you lot as 'bloody colonials'. - Sarafu I made a lot of these points earlier, but, you know, it's fine. Nobody was listening. - Amanda I like mushy peas. - Nicole It's not fair. You know that's what she'd say. You can see her, but she can't see you? - AngelicBuffy WILLOW ROSENBERG: Buffy, this isn't a Western. We're not at Fort Giles with the calvary coming to save us. It's one lonely guy. Oppressed warrior guy who's trying to... - Sarafu You're evil again. - Anya Harris Earlier you agreed with me about Thanksgiving. It's a sham. It's about death. - Technopagan It's true. He had trouble performing. - Ailsa S. They won't be mushy. - Nicole XANDER HARRIS: And you know what? I think my syphillis is clearing right up. - Sarafu Yeah, especially with Angel here and all. - Anya Harris Maybe it's the syphillis talking, but some of that made sense. - Technopagan Let's come rocketing back to me and my new syphillis. - Nicole RILEY FINN: Oh, just across the street... and a couple of blocks down. - Sarafu That's a nasty cough. You might want to spend vacation in quaratine. - Nicole SPIKE: Like those famine pictures from those dusty countries, only not as funny. - Mel H. We came, we conquered, but we felt really bad about it. - Rachel A bear! You made a bear! Undo it! Undo it! - Jessica Lems I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't like to chase the other puppies anymore. I can't bite anything. I can't even hit people. - Sarafu I came to see you in friendship! Well, alright, seething hatred, but I've got useful information and I feel I'm being mistreated. - Catriona I'd like a brandy. Maybe just a small brandy. - Nicole Hey! Watch the heart! - Electra ANYA: To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie. - Sarafu It'll blind you, but it won't kill you. The small pox will. - Technopagan Soon he'll be sweating. I'm imagining having sex with him again. - Marsha Ellis Why isn't he digging? I want to see Xander dig. - Nicole FORREST: Mama's boy. - Sarafu Oh no. I'm done coughing. - Nicole ANGEL: Well, if you can just tell me... Who's that guy? - Sarafu I'm not evil. Why does everyone think that? - Anya Harris Believe me, I'm not getting the good half of this deal - To be on the outside looking in at what I can't - Well, I'd forgotten how it feels. - AngelicBuffy HARMONY: No. I'm powerful, and I'm beautiful, and I don't need you to complete me. And you're mean. - Sarafu

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